"Meet our Toffee Coffee Chunky Cookies – the ultimate wake-up call for your taste buds! These cookies are like a morning cup of coffee turned into a cookie rebellion. Packed with chunks of toffee that have more attitude than your Monday meetings and a coffee kick that could rival a double espresso, these cookies mean business. It's the kind of treat that makes you wonder if your cookie jar secretly moonlights as a coffee shop. Warning: may cause sudden bursts of energy, spontaneous dance parties, and an uncontrollable urge to share with your favorite caffeine enthusiasts. Get ready to perk up your snack time!"